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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by A Real Tool on Sun Jan 10, 2016 8:00 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!

    (You're all fucked now!)

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by awan2199 on Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:55 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Malik on Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:15 am

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house




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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by SantaHats on Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:51 am

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Enzo on Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:21 am

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by BeardedBird on Sun Jan 17, 2016 1:23 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Malik on Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:08 am

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other




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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by awan2199 on Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:17 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Chronos on Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:59 am

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about
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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Malik on Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:33 am

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the



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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Salad on Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:56 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Enzo on Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:32 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by A Real Tool on Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:20 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End!

    Another one bites the dust.

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by oZEUSo on Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:33 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End! .. But then Austin

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by A Real Tool on Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:47 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End! .. But then Austin died. The End!

    You'll never take me down. ever.

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Shehzadi on Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:02 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End! .. But then Austin died. The End! .. but he wasnt

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by A Real Tool on Sun Feb 28, 2016 5:49 am

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End! .. But then Austin died. The End! .. but he wasnt alive. The End!!

    wow, even my girlfriend is against me.. rip..

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by SantaHats on Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:56 am

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End! .. But then Austin died. The End! .. but he wasnt alive. The End!!
    The END

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Malik on Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:49 am

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End! .. But then Austin died. The End! .. but he wasnt alive. The End!!
    The END.

    Not the end...




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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Yolande_Babe on Sun May 08, 2016 5:41 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End! .. But then Austin died. The End! .. but he wasnt alive. The End!!
    The END.

    Not the end...

    Coz then entered...

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by 1gptobills on Sun May 08, 2016 5:50 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End! .. But then Austin died. The End! .. but he wasnt alive. The End!!
    The END.

    Not the end...

    Coz then entered... King black dragon...

    Yolande_Babe

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    Re: Three Word Story

    Post by Yolande_Babe on Sun May 08, 2016 6:00 pm

    Austin went to the trap house so he could suck a big, juicy, and tasty lollipop, which was shaped like a curly, deformed piece of toast. Next, he called his cute babysitter and gave her his RSN, so the marriage could be on twitch. Then they had sex on the street. They made 10 ducklings that loved football. Austin has four million bitches to suck his small collection of beanie bags, which are cute. After that, he took a vacation. Austin then went to the store for a bag of MASSIVE sized macadamia nuts and decided to feed them to his pet dinosaur named Rex the Best, as a joke, because Rex is one hungry motherfucker who is not an independent woman, but is stupid. After he left, he decided to end his friendship with Austin, because Austin smells like really sexy cologne! Austin once looked like an idiot when he was born from a rich, but not smart, stripper that fingered his asshole because he liked it. Austin also realized he loved to lick James's colossal and brown bag of poo. The one thing Austin didn't do was get a hard boner of a fat duck. Instead, a baby Cunt was born, which tended to all of Austin's weird collection of beanie babies that he used to sell on eBay.

    Once upon a time a cute fairy named Tinkerbell died. The end!... but then suddenly Austin went back to the trap house and fucked her mom in the Varrock library while using his other hand to get a book about the Shield of Arrav. That is the best book in all of Runescape.

    But there is nothing. The End! .. But then Austin died. The End! .. but he wasnt alive. The End!!
    The END.

    Not the end...

    Coz then entered, King black dragon and he needed...

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